Aviation Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
→ A bee is an aeroplane!

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?
→ By reading street signs.

What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
→ Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?
→ He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said:

- When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord.

When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was:

- What was the name of that Indian again?

How do you know you're flying over Poland?
→ Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
→ An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
→ A jet setter!

A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box. The man not knowing her said nothing and went about his business. After about 3 or 4 minutes she sneezed again and, the same thing, whipped her box. Finally, the man got the nerve and asked:

- what was wrong?

She said that every time she sneezes she has an orgasm.

- Oh! - the man said, are you taking anything for it?

- Yes - she said - black pepper!

What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde?
→ When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.