Animal Jokes

- Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?

- Oh, that one? He comes here every night.

- Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager!

- It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.

- Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.

- Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.

- Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.

- Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

- It's fly soup sir!

- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

- What do you expect for $1 - a live one?

- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

- Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

- Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup!

- Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

- Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.