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Flea and Fly
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?
→ Fly past flea.
Animal Jokes
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Dark Closet Insect
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?
→ An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
Guest
Racing Fireflies
How do fireflies start a race?
→ Ready, steady, glow!
Guest
Woodworm Holding Hands
- Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down.
- Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
Guest
Wasp's Favorite Song
What is the wasps' favorite song?
→ Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
Guest
Sick Wasp
Where do you take a sick wasp?
→ To waspital.
Guest
Eloping Ants
What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?
→ Ant-elopers.
Guest
Stupid Ant
What do you call a stupid ant?
→ Antwerp.
Guest
Lazy Ant
What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant?
→ Decadant.
Guest
Healthy Anteaters
Why don't anteaters get sick?
→ Because they're full of anty-bodies!