Animal Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?
→ Hot, cross bunnies!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
→ It has 4 rabbits' feet.

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
→ For hare care.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?
→ They wanted a better celery!

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
→ Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
→ He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
→ Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
→ He didn't have the hare fare.

Why are rabbits never gold?
→ How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

Why are rabbits like calculators?
→ They both multiply a lot.