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Milk From A Witch's Cat
How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
→ Steal her saucer.
Animal Jokes
- All
- Animal Jokes 3869
- April Fools Jokes 10
- At Work 856
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- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
- Dirty Jokes 3278
- Doctor Jokes 989
- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
- Farming Jokes 327
- Festival Jokes 300
- Food Jokes 1052
- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
- Lawyer Jokes 565
- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
- Police Jokes 668
- Political Jokes 751
- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
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- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
Guest
Mad Vets And Pounds
Why were the vets and pounds mad?
→ It was raining cats and dogs
Guest
Hurricane's Favorite Pet
What is a hurricane's favorite pet?
→ Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats
Guest
Robin And Tongs
It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.
Guest
Kangaroos And Rainy Days
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
→ Because then the children have to play inside.
Guest
Floating Pig
- How do you make a pig float?
- Just give him an inner tube.
Guest
Shaking Pig
- Can you make a pig shake?
- Tell him the wolf is coming.
Guest
Cooler Pig
- Can you make a pig cooler?
- Sure, spray him with a hose.
Guest
Untouched Custard
- Sir you haven't touched your custard.
- I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline!
Guest
Fly In The Starter
- Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter!
- I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet!