Animal Jokes

- All our pigs are learning karate.

- Oh, I don't believe that

- No? Well, just watch out for their chops.

A pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That Ate New York.

A city child came running into the farmhouse.

- No wonder that mama pig is so big - she yelled.

- There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
→ A piiig

Why did the pig go to the casino ?
→ To play the slop machine !

Why do mice have long tails ?
→ Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
→ A mouse organ !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
→ 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

What do mice do when they're at home ?
→ Mousework !

One lab mouse to another:

- I've trained that crazy human at last.

- How have you done that?

- I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.