Animal Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
→ Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
→ Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
→ The baby chick was a little cheeper!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
→ He does lots of bare-obics.

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
→ The Easter Elephant.

What is a dog's favourite Easter treat?
→ Jelly bones!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
→ Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
→ The Oyster Bunny!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
→ With a hare dryer!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
→ It took ears off his life!