Animal Jokes

Why did the elephant eat the candle?
→ For light refreshment!

Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
→ He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!

Why do elephants eat raw food?
→ Because they don't know how to cook!

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
→ Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
→ You get very lumpy ice cream!

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
→ Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
→ Take all the matches out first!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?
→ "Pack your trunk and clear out!"

Why did the elephant cross the road?
→ Because the chicken was having a day off!

How does an elephant get out of a small car?
→ The same way that he got in!