Animal Jokes

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?
→ Out of the way!

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
→ Take away it's credit cards!

- My elephants got no trunk?

- How does it smell?

- Terrible!

How do you hire an elephant?
→ Stand it on four bricks!

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from?
→ Elephanta Claus!

What do elephants sing at christmas?
→ Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
→ An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
→ This is the end of me!

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?
→ Six weeks old!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?
→ To stop getting wet!