Animal Jokes

Where do fish wash?
→ In a river basin!

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
→ A motor pike!

Which fish can perform operations?
→ Sturgeon!

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
→ A beer-a-cuda!

I was glad when one fish got away.

There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!

Where do fish sleep?
→ In a river bed

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
→ You can't tuna fish.

Where does a fish keep his money?
→ In the River Bank!

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen?
→ "There's more there than meets the sty."