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Jockey's Motto
What is a jockey's motto?
→ Put your money where your mount is!
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What is a jockey's motto?
→ Put your money where your mount is!
What is a horses favourite TV show?
→ Neeeebours
What is a horses favourite kind of party?
→ A stall ball.
What is a horse's favourite sport?
→ Stable tennis!
What has four legs and see just as well from either end?
→ A horse with his eyes closed!
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?
→ Business kept falling off!
What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?
→ It bucked!
What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?
→ It made him shy!
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?
→ Two bits!
What goes "Clip"?
→ A one legged horse!