Animal Jokes

Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?
→ Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

Why is an egg like a young horse?
→ Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?
→ They both begin a trip at the post!

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?
→ Because he was often scratched!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?
→ It was a crusty steed!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?
→ Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why did the horse miss the joust?
→ He had the knight off!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?
→ To change his jockeys.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?
→ Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
→ He thought he might get a kick out of it!