Finger and Hammer
What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?
- I don't know!
- Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!
What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?
- I don't know!
- Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!
What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?
→ A slipped disk.
What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?
→ A thyme machine.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
→ A big mac.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
→ The Netcracker suite.
What do you do if your computer hums?
→ Tell it to change its socsks!
What do computer experts do at weekends?
→ Go for a disk drive.
What did the mouse say to the webcam?
→ Cheese.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse?
→ I get a click out of you.
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
→ Sorry, you're not my type.