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Easter Aardvark
Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?
→ Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
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Talking To Ants
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
→ They can stick to the subject!
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Hiding From Aardvarks
How do ants hide from aardvarks?
→ They disguise themselves as uncles!
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Sailing Aardvark
What does the aardvark take sailing?
→ An aard ark!
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Sailing Command
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?
→ Snout about!
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Aardvark Cold Remedy
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?
→ An ant-ihistamine!
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Sore Throat Giraffe
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
→ An aardvark with the sniffles!
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Beatles Songs
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs?
→ It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
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Favorite Male Singer
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer?
→ Frank Sinostril!
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Favorite Female Vocalist
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?
→ Bearbara Streis-ant!