Newest jokes

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do vampires get AIDS?

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?
→ It's the VCRdvard

Which aardvark holds the speed record?
→ The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

How do you define an aardvark?
→ Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered.

- How much are your aardvarks? - he asked.

- They're L6 each - came the reply.

- Did you raise them yourself? - inquired the man.

- Oh yes - she said.

- Yesterday they were only L5 each.

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail?
→ A man holding an aardvark.