Newest jokes

What is smaller than an ant's dinner?
→ An ant's mouth!

Where do ants go for their holidays?
→ Frants!

What do you call an ant who skips school?
→ A truant!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
→ All sorts of antics!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
→ Antteneye!

What kind of ant can you colour with?
→ A crayant!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
→ An independant!

What's an extroverted accountant?
→ One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
→ What sort of answer did you have in mind?
→ None-just assume it's changed.

A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed:

- Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg.

The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name.
The resident replied:

- As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant-Oy! He was something.