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Vampire Baby Food
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
→ He wanted something to get his teeth into.
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Baby Witches
What are baby witches called?
→ Halloweenies.
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Witch And Baby
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
→ She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
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Cannibal Village
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village?
→ Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
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Baby Bee
What is a baby bee?
→ A little humbug.
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Snake Meets Basketball
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball?
→ A bouncing baby boa.
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Baby Pythons
What do baby pythons play with?
→ Rattle-snakes.
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Crying Baby Snake
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?
→ Stop crying and viper your nose.
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Monster Or Giant Banana
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
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Banana Split
- Knock Knock
- Who's there!
- Banana!
- Banana who?
- Banana split so ice creamed!