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Bee And Parrot
What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?
→ An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
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Cleverest Parrots
Where do the cleverest parrots live?
→ In the brain tree forests!
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Hyphen In A Bird-Cage
- Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
- Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
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Square Eggs
- My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word.
- What's that?
- Ouch!
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Foreign Languages
Why did the chicken say:
- Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?
→ He was studying foreign languages.
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Fly And Bird
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
→ A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
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Birds Of Portugal
What birds are found in Portugal?
→ Portu-geese!
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The Strongest Bird
What is the strongest bird?
→ A crane!
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Flamingo On One Leg
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
→ Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
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Chicken Without Looking
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
→ Dead.