Newest jokes

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
→ In case she locks the keys in her car.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
→ You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What's the Blonde's cheer?
→ "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

What does a blonde owl say?
→ What, what?

What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
→ They both have black roots.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?
→ Wave

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
→ Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.

What do Blondes say after sex?
→ Thanks guys.
→ Are you boys all in the same band?
→ Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
→ "Have another beer."

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
→ Her ankles.