Newest jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
→ Bigfoot has been sighted.

How does a blonde kill a worm?
→ She burys it.

How does a blonde kill a fish?
→ She drowns it.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
→ She threw it off a cliff.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.

The brunette says suddenly:

- Awww, look at the dead birdie.

The blonde stops, looks up, and says:

- Where?

What does a blonde make best for dinner?
→ Reservations.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
→ From eating with forks.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
→ They're too hard to peel.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
→ The cow fell on her.