Newest jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
→ She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.

Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
→ It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?
→ Under "Home Improvements."

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
→ It is the one with the kickstand.

What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
→ Double-dumb.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
→ Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
→ Trying to put batteries in it.

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
→ Married.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
→ She went looking for the three guys.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?
→ No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.