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Did the bionic monster have a brother?
→ No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

- Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

- Young Monster: Hee, hee! He's my half-brother now!

- Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

- Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'

- Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.

- Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!

- Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.

- Big Brother: Why?

- Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

- My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town.

- Gosh is he really?

- Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

- Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.

- Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

- My brother's just opened a shop.

- Really? How's he doing?

- Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

Ropin' and Ranchin' by Larry Yett

Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue