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Green Hamburger
How do you make a hamburger green?
→ Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
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Sad Cheeseburger
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
→ Make it with blue cheese!
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Insulting a Patty
How do you insult a hamburger patty?
→ Call it a meatball!
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Burgers and Classic Music
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?
→ They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
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Burgers With High IQs
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?
→ They 'loin' fast!
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Burgers Love Young People
How do we know burgers love young people?
→ They're pro-teen!
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Burger Country Crime
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?
→ With burger alarms!
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Rolling Stones Burgers
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?
→ Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
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Gossipy Hamburgers
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?
→ They chew the fat.
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The Hamburger Verdict
How did the jury find the hamburger?
→ Grill-ty as charred!