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Cattle In Orbit
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
→ The first herd shot round the world!
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Cow Without Front Legs
What do you call a cow with no front legs?
→ Lean Beef
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Arguing Cow
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?
→ A bullfighter!
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Barnyard Floor
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
→ Ground Beef
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Bull Shipped Overseas
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
→ Shipped beef!
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Threshing Machine
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
→ Hamburger!
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Hawaii Vacation
What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?
→ Moo moos
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Cow Aircraft
What do cows usually fly around in?
→ Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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Birthday Song
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
→ "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo"
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Breakfast Reading
What do cows read at the breakfast table?
→ The moospaper!