Skunk Crossed with Dinosaur
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
→ A stinkasaurus!
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Smelly House
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
→ Just a phew!
The Skunk Joke
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
→ Never mind, it stinks!
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Headmasters and Bullfrogs
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Tiles on Walls
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
→ Reptiles!
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Nervous Breakdown
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
→ A chameleon on a tartan rug!
Reptile at the Opera House
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
→ The Lizard of Oz!
Lonely Tadpole
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
→ Because he was newt to the area!
Chameleon's Motto
What is a chameleon's motto?
→ A change is as good as a rest!
Surrounded by Lions
- If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
- Step off the merry-go-round.