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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?
→ The deputy head!

Why did the cowboy's car stop?
→ It had Injun (engine) trouble.

Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
→ Because he rode the range.

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
→ He was always horsing around.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
→ Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
→ Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."

Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger.
The cowboy from Australia says:

- I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and made it cry like a baby.

The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says:

- I killed a 400 pound steer with my bare hands.

The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy:

- Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient:

- Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager.

The cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked:

- All right buddy, what's you're name?

- Sam - the cowboy moaned

- Where ya from, Sam?

With pain in his voice Sam replied....

- The balcony.

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
→ He has got no beef.