Musician and Dead Body
What is the difference between a musician and a dead body?
→ One composes and the other decomposes.
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Smelly Centipede
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?
→ A dead centipede.
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Changing a Light Bulb
How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Five!...
Six!...
Seven!...
Eight!
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Instructor and Dentist
What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?
→ A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Cows Line Dancing
What do cows like to line dance to?
→ Any kind of moosic you like!
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Cars at the Disco
What do cars do at the disco?
→ Brake dance.
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Dumped Dance Partner
- My dance partner dumped me for my best friend.
- Why? Was he a better dancer?
- Don't know, I never met him.
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Tired Line Dancers
What do tired line dancers do?
→ They Line Down :-)
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Chicken Dance
Which dance will a chicken not do?
→ The foxtrot!
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Duck's Favorite Dance
What is a duck's favorite dance?
→ The quackstep!