Loch Ness Meets Jaws
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
→ Loch Jaws.
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Sharks Take Clothes Off
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
→ They go sharkers!
Octopus Latin Saying
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
→ Squid pro quo!
Famous Pirate Octopus
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
→ Captain Squid!
Squid Sheriff
What does a squid sheriff form?
→ An octoposse!
Octopus Camping Trip
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
→ Tentacles!
Octopuses Shaking Hands
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
→ Two octopuses shaking hands.
Octopus on a Cold Day
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
→ A coat of arms!
Down-and-Out Octopus
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
→ On squid row!
Jellyfish's Wife
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?
→ He stung her into action.