Newest jokes

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?
→ The wrong answer.

What did the dog do with the history professor?
→ They got together and talked over old times.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?
→ Bit him, naturally.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?
→ Put him in your back yard.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
→ He foamed at the mouth.

How did the dog make gold soup?
→ He put in 24 carrots.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?
→ He stole her blanket.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?
→ He used a skeleton key.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?
→ Delighted.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
→ The elephant remembers.