Newest jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
→ A tennis ball!

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?
→ Lap-top!

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?
→ With dog diskettes!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?
→ They're all paws.

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?
→ A palmatian!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
→ That hit the spots!

What do you call a boring dog?
→ A dull-mation!

- Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian!

- No need to, it already has its own spots!

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?
→ A spot-weiler!

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neighbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopped beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.