Newest jokes

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?
→ Cold ones!

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said:

- You know you really need help.

- Yes I do - said the elephant, - get this kid off my foot!

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?
→ Trunkquilizers!

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
→ A gooseberry is green!

What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
→ About 3,000 miles!

Why are elephants grey?
→ So you can tell them from flamingos!

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?
→ Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
→ One is a weak one and the other one week!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
→ You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
→ Try picking them up!