Newest jokes

A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says:

- Where the hell did you get that thing?

The Parrot replies:

- Over in Africa, there's millions of them!!!!

Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
→ It did $100 million worth of improvements.

Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
→ He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says:

- Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?

What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
→ An Italian mother says:

- If you don't eat it, I'll kill you.

A Jewish mother says:

- If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself.

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
→ They all gather around their cash registers and sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
→ He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
→ Somebody dropped a shekel.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by swallowing 100 pain killers?
→ After two he began to feel better.

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
→ In France.

How many Serbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ It doesn't matter..
There's a blackout!