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What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
→ A milk sheik!

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do.

After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question.

- God - he said:

- What is heaven like?

God replied:

- Well, normally I don't tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It will have the best of everything. For example, the French will be the chefs; the Italians will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the politicians!

The man looked pleased.

- What is hell like? - he asked.

- Well - he said with a sigh:

- the French will be the mechanics; the Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?
→ Ethiopia!

An insect falls into a mug of beer.

English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out.

American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer.

Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer.

Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer.

Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
→ A new bar

Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman?
→ The one on the motorbike.

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?
→ Gorillas In The Mist!

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
→ So he could look like his mama.

What does K-mart stand for?
→ Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?
→ They are putting in TARGETS!!!