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On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.

Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.

An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...

Why men like to fishing so much?
→ They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What do dirty fish read?
→ Prawno Magazines!

What fish only swims at night?
→ A starfish!

To whom do fish go to borrow money?
→ The loan shark!

What fish make the best sandwich?
→ A peanut butter and jellyfish

How do the fish get to school?
→ By octobus!

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?
→ Skates!

What fish is best to have in a boat?
→ A Sailfish.