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Hitchhiking Frog
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
→ Hop in!
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
→ Hop in!
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
→ He had his own frog horn!
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
→ Froglights!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
→ He was feeling crummy!
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
→ Nacho cheese!
What's a doll's favorite food?
→ Barbie-Q!
What do you call an egg from outer space?
→ An unidentified flying omelet!
What do you call a fake noodle?
→ An Impasta.