Newest jokes

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
→ They boo-kle their seatbelts

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
→ Dayscare centers

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?
→ A booquet of flowers.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
→ A holy terror.

When do ghosts usually appear?
→ Just before someone screams.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?
→ Ghoulloping.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
→ At a ghastly station.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
→ Bamboo.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
→ Hoblin Goblin.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
→ The roller ghosted.