Newest jokes

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?
→ Nutty Marietta!

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
→ A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
→ An ape-ricot sour!

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?
→ Fall-adelphia!

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?
→ The Naked Ape!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?
→ John Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Where did the Gorilla play baseball?
→ In the bush leagues, of course!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?
→ Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?
→ The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What's hairy and flies through the air?
→ Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!