Newest jokes

- Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae?

- Skiing sir!

- Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots!

- Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by!

- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

- Hold on sir, I'll get the fly spray!

- Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup!

- Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too!

- Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup!

- Don't worry sir, they don't eat much!

- Waiter, are there snails on the menu?

- Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen!

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them!

- Waiter, my lunch is talking to me!

- Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich!

- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

- Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor!

- Waiter, there is a fly in my wine!

- Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!