Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job:
- Have you any experience in coal mining? - asked the clerk.
- Yeah, in Pennsylvania - he replied.
- They're using that new safety lamp down there now, aren't they?
- Ah don't know, mister - said Coleman.
- I worked on the day shift.
How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!
→ Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!
How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.
- Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt?
- Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.
Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River?
→ He committed sewercide.
What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
→ I'm wringing wet.
- Dad, did you manage to fix my toy?
- No, it's not broken, the battery's flat.
- Well, what shape should it be?
A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans.
- I'm sorry, sir - said a cashier - the loan arranger is out to lunch.
- Can I speak to Tonto, then? - asked the man.
What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?
→ Look at it through a magnifying glass.
