Newest jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
→ Bee-hive yourself!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
→ An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

One woodworm met another.

- How's life? - she asked.

- Oh, same as usual - he replied, boring.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?
→ A humdinger.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
→ He just beetled off!

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
→ Should we walk home or take a dog?

- First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

- Second Caribou: A maybee.

What's a bee-line?
→ The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig.
The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill.
These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.
A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
Finally he had to ask them.
He said to the hole digger:

- I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!

The hole digger replied:

- Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.