Newest jokes

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?
→ A very dry sense of humor

What type of sense of humor does rain have?
→ A very wet sense of humor

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
→ To cloud 9

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?
→ Diving

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?
→ Catch my drift

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?"

"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?
→ It is a no spin zone

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?
→ It burns too easily