Guest
Unpopular Moth
Why was the moth so unpopular?
→ He kept picking holes in everything!
Why was the moth so unpopular?
→ He kept picking holes in everything!
What's the biggest moth in the world?
→ A mammoth!
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
→ He wanted to see the floor show!
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
→ Because rolling stones gather no moths!
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
→ An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes!
How do you make a butterfly?
→ Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!
What do insects learn at school?
→ Mothmatics!
Why are mosquitos religious?
→ They prey on you!
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
→ A morese-quito!