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Witch's Favorite Cooking
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
→ Gnomelettes.
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Making A Witch Itch
How can you make a witch itch?
→ Take away her "W."
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Witch Out All Night
What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
→ A fresh air freak.
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Witch Flat Cap
Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?
→ Because there's no point in it.
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Cackle Boom
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
→ A witch in a minefield.
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Cackle And Squelch
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
→ A witch in soggy trainers.
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One-Legged Witch
What do you call a witch with one leg?
→ Eileen.
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Wall-Climbing Witch
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?
→ Ivy.
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Green Felt Hat
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
→ So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
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Witch In Hospital
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
→ With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.