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Milking A Mouse
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
→ Getting it to fit over a bucket!
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Angry Rodents At Christmas
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
→ Cross mouse cards!
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King Of The Mice
Who is king of all the mice?
→ Mouse Tse Tung!
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Roman Emperor Mouse
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
→ Julius Cheeser!
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Gray, Squeaky, Cave Dweller
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
→ Stalagmice!
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Eek, Eek, Bang
What goes eek, eek, bang?
→ A mouse in a minefield!
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A Narrow Squeak
What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
→ A thin mouse!
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Mouse And Skunk Cross
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
→ Dirty looks from the mouse!
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Brilliant At Sword Fights
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
→ A mouseketeer!
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Eek, Eek, Eek
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?
→ Mice Krispies!