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Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.