Newest jokes

What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
→ They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam?
→ She wasn't used to the front seat!

Why did she finally pass her test?
→ She took the examiner with her.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?
→ A waste.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?
→ Because they can spell it.

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
→ The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?
→ She threw away all the w's.

How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
→ She fell out of the tree

How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle?
→ Shine a flashlight in her ear.

What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
→ Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you confuse a blond?
→ You don't, they're born that way.