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What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
→ They both wiggle when you eat them!

There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.

Which one is the tallest?
→ The blonde -- she is 18 years old!

A blond walks into a bar.
Ouch!

What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
→ Hump me dump me

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
→ Pull the pin and throw it back.

A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into the coke machine at a large Vegas casino. She kept punching the buttons only to have happen what you'd expect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other, and change too!

After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so went and got more. Back at it she went, blocking the way to the other vending machines with the mounting pile of soda. All kinds. It didn't seem to matter to the young lady. People were starting to gather, seeing this beautiful woman enthusiastically plugging money in like it was fun. The people were gathering more though waiting their turn at the machines.

After watching a while, someone asked from the rear of the group, 'Hey, how much soda does one blonde need?'

'Hey back off, buddy,' she retorts, 'can't you see I'm winning here?'

What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
→ Dual air bags!

Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
→ Because The organe Juice said concentrate

How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
→ When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

What's a blonde's mating call?
→ I think I'm drunk.