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Brown-Noser Versus Shit-Head
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
→ Depth perception.
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Dog And Screen Door
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
→ the more you bang them the looser they get.
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Blonde Versus Dennis Rodman
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
→ There is no difference.
Cannibals And Clowns
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
→ They taste funny!!
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Between The Elephant's Toes
What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
→ Slow natives.
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Elephant Tampons
What do elephants use for tampoons?
→ Sheep.
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Hurricane And Coconut Tree
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
→ Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!
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Violist And Terrorist
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
→ They both fuck up bowings.
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Jesus At The Holiday Inn
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
→ He threw some nails down on the counter and asked:
- Can you put me up for the night?
Jesus And M&Ms
Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?
→ Because they fall through the holes in his hands.