- Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?
- Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor."
- Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
- Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig.
- Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll comb the area.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?
→ He has a flashing light.
- I'll have to report you, sir - said the traffic cop to the speeding driver.
- You were doing 85 miles an hour.
- Nonsense, officer - declared the driver.
- I've only been in the car for ten minutes.
What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?
→ A fair cop.
What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?
→ A fair cop.
What did the police officer say to his stomach?
→ I've got you under a vest.
- Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula?
- Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.
The police are looking for a thief with one eye.
→ Why don't they use two?
- Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident?
- Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, 'Stop? Look? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.
