A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As the bartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the other one on his hand. He orders two more drinks and does the same thing. The third time the bartender asks him what's going on. "Why are you pouring that drink on your hand"? The man smiles at him, winks and says "I'm trying to get my date drunk."
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll?
→ Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.
- Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
- Yeah, I finally let her out!
How do men exercise at the beach?
→ By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
→ THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
→ breasts don't have eyes
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
→ They miss them all.
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
→ At the circus the clowns don't talk...
What kind of clothes are there?
→ women: clean & dirty
Men: Clean, almost clean, sorta clean, not bad, dirty, really dirty, nasty, biohazzard. (Men will voluntarily wear all but the last classification of these clothes).
How do you get a man to do situps?
→ Glue the TV remote between his ankles...
